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"4 Stars…It's like the Kevin Smith version of Traffic… It's That Good!" - Steve Anderson, 'Reel Advice From the Video Store Guy', Film Threat

If Jack and the Beanstalk was set in Seattle and mixed with heavy doses of drugs, strippers, snowboarding, masturbation, skateboarding, animation, fireballs and set to an incredible Northwest hip-hop soundtrack, it would be Swamper– a dark comedy about a week in the life of a Lusty Lady jizz-mopper.

Follow Jared (JP Moore) for a week at Christmas time as he navigates the underground trades. The characters you will meet along the way include his crazy old ex-truck driving pot dealer (Billy St. John, Mr. Deeds), his burned out dotcom millionaire roommate turned MMPORG Blacksmith (Cam Buckenberger), and a hot new dancer named Sinimun (Jacqui Olivas) who catches his eye. Jared eventually meets a snowboarding thug (Kevin Gilbert, The Last Stand) who turns him into the speed king of Seattle – for a minute.

Swamper features an incredible Northwest soundtrack featuring tracks from THC, Blue Scholars, Boom Bap Project, Pale Soul, Drop-6, Cancer Rising, Mista Ock, Sleep, Snafu and the whole Oldominion crew. Swamper’s underscore features award-winning composers Mark Petrie, Alan Haskel and THC

See the movie that started Seattle's True Independent Film Festival - STIFF

Joined: 05-JUL-06
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HollyShorts Mar 09, 2007 02:24PM

Thanks for friending me!

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